JUDGE: OK, Im going to tell you how this is going to work, you either listen or not, I dont care. Hes had doctors at Central State Hospital ? transcript The defendant, Denver Fenton Allen, was accused of beating another inmate to death. Youre gonna be, JUDGE: You will be here in the court on Monday. When The Founder Of SCOTUSblog Calles It Quits, You Know Something Is UP: 5 is a tough crowd, 6 is a waste of time. I dont think that mouth is big enough, sir. JUDGE: How many hands do you have to have to do it? She Locked Her Husbands Friend Out of the House. For any questions about our guidelines or partnering with us, please contactlicensing@dailycallernewsfoundation.org. Assistant District Attorney Luke Martin said Allen targeted his smaller cellmate in an attempt to boost his reputation at the jail. to give me- he gave me the indictment and told me that was discovery. ALLEN: Well, Im not Im not concerned if you believe it or not. ALLEN: Well, go fuck yourself, suck my dick. Please consider making a one-time contribution to Vox today. Im supposed to get criminal background records, investigational summaries. you have the- you have a constitutional right to be a ***. Allen was charged with murder, and his trial was scheduled for the next week. And- and if you say anything else, Im going to add twenty days for everything you say. Financial contributions from our readers are a critical part of supporting our resource-intensive work and help us keep our journalism free for all. Readers may recall that in June 2016 a court transcript appeared of an interaction between Judge Bryant Durham Jr. and a defendant by the name of Denver Fenton Allen. I aint going to trial with this lawyer present. You know, youll be in jail so long you wont have a chance. ALLEN: find me guilty if I go to trial, and try to defend myself? Now, I definitely completely think thats. Denver Fenton Allen is a real court case, and the transcription is something that actually went down. ALLEN: Alright, well, he wont give me the discovery. Web1 2 3 '.I 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1. Ill knock their brains out with a fucking hammer and feed them to you I will murder you, your whole family, your kids. You aint supposed to be smiling in court. ALLEN: There are alternating documents that Ive read. Do you know anything about criminal procedure? Denver Allen All content created by the Daily Caller News Foundation, an independent and nonpartisan newswire service, is available without charge to any legitimate news publisher that can provide a large audience. The two discuss the possibility of one of the criminals convicted by Morty ever escaping, while Jessica expresses her hope that Morty will switch to a safer career for the sake of their growing family, citing the open offer to work at her father's carpet store. LexisNexis Brief Analysis produces powerful, near-instant legal argumentation insights using the power of AI. JUDGE: You know what, you have you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass. Ive given him everything I have. I am not supposed to be in jail. STATE OF GEORGIA VS DENVER FENTON ALLEN JUDGE:OK, ahem.. OK Mr Mr Allen Judge Morty- State of Georgia Vs. Rick Allen. I know you dont, and I sentence you to twenty days for that, and if you say anything else, Im gonna add twenty days for everything you say. As Jessica makes a separate call to the police, Morty crashes his cruiser below to an ambiguous fate. JUDGE: You know something, this is gonna be an interesting trial. Dont care how old you get. Denver Fenton Allen /, 13 11 15 16 n 18 19 20 2 )_ 22 23 24 25 THE COURT: There isn't-you-you have a r~ght to an c1ttorney_. Durham: I know you dont. ALLEN: Im subpoenaing yalls ass in the courtroom. While in jail, he had been accused of beating a fellow inmate Stephen Nalley to death. ALLEN: All the white butt boys love me to death too. I believe that your case is was going to be going to trial not this Monday, but the following Monday. Ill make sure you get a copy of the indictment. If you say anything else, Im going to add 20 days for everything you say.Fuck you.Forty days.Fuck you again.Sixty.Go fuck yourself.A year.Your mamma. -and Im not gonna work with this attorney. Web1 2 3 '.I 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1. Denver Fenton Allen, the man accused of beating a fellow inmate to death, pleaded guilty but mentally ill on Monday. TIL the trial of Denver Fenton Allen, where he claimed his attorney requested sexual favors of him and requested a new one and ended up exchanging profanities with the judge, threatening to kill the judges family, and the judge challenging him to masturbate in court. ajc You reckon if I let you suck my dick Ill get a fair trial here?Oh, I dont think so.I dont think that mouth is big enough, sir. That is not surprising, given that he represented himself. hbbd``b`$_ $8D7 R : Enjoy. Have you got it all out ? You can read about the actual case here. ALLEN: just like I jack on females. -and jump around like a *** kangaroo, you dumb *** ? ALLEN: Well, OK, so now youre calling me a queer in the courtroom? JUDGE: How can I have grandkids if I dont have any kids? Denver Fenton Allen, 33, pleaded guilty after Judge Billy Sparks denied a motion in which Allen claimed he killed Stephen Rudolph Nalley in self-defense. Heres how Lexis Search Advantage | Transactional unites internal and external research to create better deals faster. State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen A self-proclaimed "knock-off" of a vanity card is then shown as the video ends. JUDGE: OK, thats fine. Man who gained fame for crude Rick and Morty courtroom Allen then requests a court order to get my dick sucked, which Durham does not address. ALLEN: but hes not complying with discovery. Now its all about Trump. And then he bashed Stephen Nalleys head in then he went around the jail and bragged about killing his cellmate., Hes a dangerous person, Martin said Monday. JUDGE: You know something, Ill be honest Mr Allen, I really dont believe that. ALLEN: No, Im saying I got the indictment. Im not going to work with this attorney. Webustin roiland reads an actual court transcript from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. I'm gonna to refer you to the district attorneys office. DURHAM: Do it now. State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen Now youre cussing and yelling. JUDGE: Stupid, you know youre youre just completely completely have no idea of the English language. Registration or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. ALLEN: The babys will be going Daddy, daddy, help me, Im just gonna Im just(laughing)Im just going to knock their brains out with a fucking hammer. You got to have a big old mouth to get this *** in it. ALLEN: Thats what Ive been trying to get, he didnt give me pictures of the crime scene. /, 13 11 15 16 n 18 19 20 2 )_ 22 23 24 25 THE COURT: There isn't-you-you have a r~ght to an c1ttorney_. ajc Terroristic threats, and well just add to it. Google Pay. Readers may recall that in June 2016 a court transcript appeared of an interaction between Judge Bryant Durham Jr. and a defendant by the name of Denver Fenton Allen. ALLEN: to get some legal representation. Yet here we are. ALLEN: Youre notyoure not supposed to smile in court. There- there isnt- you have a right to an attorney. That *** asked me to eat his *** for a bag of coffee. JUDGE: We are going to have the trial Monday week. Heres a snippet: Allen: I dont care. Im supposed to get the autopsy report, the coroner report, pictures of the crime scene-. But the whole fiasco provides a useful reminder about the legal system: It is run by humans and they are all very susceptible to emotions just like everyone else. You know something, you are absolutely the rudest person I think Ive-. The hearing then reaches its zenith, with Durham bluntly ordering Allen to masturbate in court: Allen: Ill make sure the next time I come to court-. That would be the biggest mistake youve ever made in your life. Oops. ALLEN: Yes, errr, the attorney here, Im wanting to fire him. JUDGE: You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass. And a study from 2011 found that judges are more likely to be lenient on defendants earlier in the day or after they take a break, such as lunch. Edit 49 views edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate it X Hes misrepresenting my case, Allen says in the transcript. And no, its not over it aint over until theres discussion of masturbating in open court: Yes, theyre getting it. Because its really important for the court reporter to capture ever single word of this gem of a transcript. JUDGE: and leave you out of the courtroom during triduring the trial. I dont give a *** who youre referring to. Alex Murdaugh sentenced to two life terms for murdering his wife and son. Rick & Morty- State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen (Uncensored Edit). Only 1% of Soy Sauce is Authentic. ALLEN: You aint supposed to smile in court. You can go to trial. This lawyer has- You dont have a right to a specific attorney. Judge Morty is one of the collectible Mortys in Pocket Mortys. The Daily Caller | 1775 Eye Street NW | Suite 1150-290 | Washington, DC 20006. That is where I have wrote this transcript from. Again, this really happened in a courtroom. Send tips toblake@dailycallernewsfoundation.org. Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith took on the roles of Denver Fenton Allen and Judge Bryant Durham, respectively. More Lawyers, Same Injustice State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen Yet here we are. Respectfully calling a judge sir while telling him his mouth isnt big enough to fit his big donkey dick is such a savage move. 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A yo mamma joke will literally never not be funny. Each week, we explore unique solutions to some of the world's biggest problems. The Best Transcript Of All Time? You Durham verbally fought back, provoking him with other insults, until Durham eventually adjourned the hearing. I know everybody else in the courtroom has enjoyed it, but you can go now, and if. What Do Millennials Think Of Law Firm Life? UPDATE (8/4/2016, 1:40 p.m.): At San Diego Comic Con, the panel for the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty took the transcript to a whole new level, turning it into a fabulous cartoon. newsletter. In a June 17 hearing , Allen told the judge, F you and repeatedly implored him to s my d. Here is just one part of this very colorful transcript: ALLEN: I jack on white boys DURHAM: Why dont you do it right now? ALLEN: Why dont you jump up on the stand. ALLEN: You will, but you want me to fuck you in the butt then, right? This summer: Denver Fenton Allen and The Hon. Durham apologized for his behavior. You know you look like a queer. Bryant Durham, Contempt, Contempt of Court, Denver Allen, Denver Fentoa Allen, Gay, Hudson Hongo, Keith Lee, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Oral Sex / Blow Jobs, Pro Sanity, Pro Se, Pro Se Litigants, Rudeness, Sex, State Judges, Stephen Rudolph Nalley. JUDGE: Youre probably right, that would be my guess if you try to defend yourself. State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen Rick and Morty Adult Swim. Some Work Things Are Optional. We've received your submission. You know something, this is going to be an interesting trial, Durham said. The transcript, which was posted anonymously on Imgur Tuesday, begins with a rather mundane though grisly topic.